Udurawana went to Colombo

Udurawana went to Colombo for official matter and called to his house over phone. Servant had taken the receiver.

Udurawana: Who is speaking?

Servant : Servant Sir.

Udurawana: Where is the Madam?

Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.

Udurawana: What? I am her husband came to Colombo today.

Servant: What can I do now sir?


Udurawana: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line. After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...



Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?

Udurawana: Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool

Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir

Udurawana: What.....? No swimming pool?

Servant: Yes Sir

Udurawana: Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!